I'll see what I can do.

Raven looks stunning. Beautiful. A+ choice in lipstick.

And she's still, hands down, the best Cousin Oliver ever.

It's really not a great lineup this year, anyway. And none of the women you listed have headline recognition. I like Lana del rey, but is she NIN? Is she mumford? no.

Sounds like something a rapist would say.

But the dude claimed he was her boyfriend. That doesn't sound like an upright citizen trying to do right by a vulnerable stranger.

Don't worry, the GOP will take away something from minorities or women to balance this out. We can't have things be too good.

I hope Jonas uses that as his grindr pic

She's earned her financial success on her own terms, so if she wants to buy expensive things, good for her.

Some of these are not selfies but I needed a good headline and didn't think people would be pedantic about it.

Not gonna lie, I let a big, fat "AAAAWWWWWWW!!!!" out over the Beyonce pic.

Please tell me this is going to be a regular weekly feature!

Sorry did you really just accuse the Simpsons of being of the Seth Macfarlane brand of humour?

Seriously. If there is anything sexier than cool, attractive people acting like dorks for the purpose of making little kids smile, I've yet to find it.

The best thing about this besides everything is that I learned that The Roots' sousaphone player goes by Tuba Gooding Jr.

Jimmy Fallon and The Roots doing an album of all kids instruments covers would be the best selling and most amazing thing in the history of music. Fact.

The Roots doing adorable kid-related music stuff makes my heart asplode.

I am one of those people who, when "Transformers" came out, basically HATED Megan Fox with a passion, in part because all I got to hear from every male I was around was how hot she is and two, because she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

I like Robin Thicke a lot more when he is embarrassed and singing into a tablespoon.

Nothing quite says "appropriate wedding theme" like a story where a seemingly innocuous ring is to actually to blame for all of the evil and cruelty in the world.