I'm gonna pass, thanks Jez.

F- Yale. I got the "University Semi-annual report of Complaints of Sexual Misconduct" email last night and could not believe (read: could totally believe, but was disappointed) its contents. Blerg.

Following our coverage of Millennials Talking to Their Parents Regularly: What's Up With That, we turn to our newest report, Men Without Shirts: Do People Wear Less Clothing When It's Hot Out? It's more common than you think!

Breast feeding in public is disgusting! Put away your dirty bodies, sluts!

To be honest, I think that contests like the one(s) Taylor Swift has done are on the way out. And I think the reaction from blogs like this was cruel, but so was the movement by 4chan and similar troglodytes to push a guy they presumed was a creeper forward. At the same time, I also think it was evident that children…

Rob Lowe/Chris is literally my favorite character on the show. I am devastated.

=(.

This is LITERALLY the worst news EVER.

North Carolina:

That link didn't work for me. Here's one that did:

you aren't sure Amanda bynes needs more public attention? You guys write about her 20x a day.

The Cannon letter would do no good if it was "closed" because it isn't strictly a letter TO Amanda, it's more a letter about her, and about anyone else who may be publicly suffering and could use a little compassion. It was a letter to the rest of us that we should extend kindness to his friend.

Uph, feel you Amanda Seyfried. I didn't want my dad to see me naked but then I broke my back and he had to wash me and help me get dressed. Awkward. (I got better)

Can we talk about the fact that Bruno Mars rolls to Taco Bell 10 deep?

Emile Hirsch

If by every hot guy you mean no hot guys then yes

Ugh, no. None of those guys are hot unless you have a foot-made-of-eyebrows-and-oatmeal fetish. (No judgment if you do.)

He is still hot. Hot person doesnt have to be good. Why do people equate physical attractiveness to value of a person. True it may be valuable in say like acting or modelling. But Beauty and morality are mutually exclusive.

I don't think they need to mention it, since you bring it up literally every single time Mark Wahlberg is mentioned (and sometimes when he's not)! They probably know they can count on you at this point.

Time to go back to white person school! How have you never gotten out of a ticket? I once got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street, without a license, in a car I didn't own. Talked my way out of that one.