Way to misquote the Rihanna business and turn it into something completely different. Here's what Idolator actually said:
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For some reason, I just imagine turning into a leprechaun and jumping up and down on it like a diving board.
I once found an ex boyfriend trolling for sex on CL. I really really hope no one finds their partner overseas doing the same thing.
I'm starting to wonder if this campaign is real. This sounds like an episode of Parks and Recreation. Like if they brought Councilman Dexhart back or something.
Acknowledge that she wasn't saying everyone can be happy in the same way.
Like it was, like, terrible and I had to like - she would like, she would just not show up for work
Porn sex is to real sex, what reality shows are to real life.
Except for the percentages offer that do...
Yeah, I always have to stop porn before it gets to that part. Total ladyboner killer.
That "takedown" is obnoxious and misses the point. Everyone CAN be happy. However, happiness is not the same for everyone. Happiness for me was taking Wellbutrin and stopping my suicidal thoughts. For Aniston, it might have been accepting whatever issues stemmed from her parent's divorce and her estrangement from her…
Couldn't be that she was being sarcastic or anything, huh?
The Kennedys are way way way more interesting than The Kardashians. Even dead. That's how fucking boring the Kardashians are.
What a terrible waste of wine!
What the fuck is a Jody Bieber and why can't it use proper punctuation?
Hint, hint— what about all of those Google search terms in one convenient article? Think of all the hits will get! Think of all the ad impressions!
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Let me show you the smallest violin.
Or you can save my fiance and I a trip to the bad end of town and just send us drugs. Thank you.
I am sure someone brought this up, but if they are so strapped for cash, why are they having and paying for a wedding? If you can afford $15,000 for a wedding, then you don't need my money towards a down payment on a house. Just a thought.
They're getting a fondue set with no receipt and no indication where it came from. It will be one of three my wife and I received 28 years ago and never opened.