In fairness though what was so lousy about the Steubenville situation wasn't just the actions of the rapists but also the reaction of the community and how they rallied around the Football team as opposed to the victim. This wasn't one weirdo with a trunk full of hobo heads.

confession: it's not your subconscious. it's me. every time. I MOVED IT, OKAY?!

It's true: uncircumcised dicks are never blown. This is basically what started the two World Wars. You get an entire continent full of uncut, blow job-less dudes and, well, tensions mount and shit is going to get real...

If only politicians felt the same way about decisions regarding the vaginas they do not and have never owned. "I have a personal preference regarding abortion, but it's a private decision that I won't meddle in because I have never had a vagina, and even if I have one, I've never had your vagina, so I won't presume to…

.....okay, I have been with uncircumcised men...am I missing something? How are blow jobs not possible?

I think nothing is rapey. It's such a stretch. "I know you want it" is about how she shouldn't want it bc she has a man. Context people! The video isn't rapey either - they barely even touch the women. The women are enjoying themselves being surrounded by good looking men in great suits. Sexy isn't inherently…

Whatever. Still love this song, still jammin to it, still don't care.

I hate that my 4 year old has been walking around the house singing (in the lowest voice she can make) "I know you want it" over and over again. And yet, I cannot stop playing it in the car with her.

But will it help Kramer?

Child Leash. Clearly the only option.

As strollers get bigger, so do the kids that are confined to them. These modern strollers are built like tanks now. Swear I saw one with a surface to air missile attachment on it.

Yeah, I was like nodding along all "mmmmhmmmm" and "yeah!" and then I was like "*record scratch* WHOA. No. What?!"

'They're', 'there' and 'their' is apparently no longer taught anywhere. They get angry when I point out this problem. And no, I'm not talking about typos, I'm talking about chronic misuse to the degree that you have to read a sentence four times to figure out what they're (ha) trying to say.

A lot of people tend to look at these and marvel at how much 8th graders learned back then/how smart they were.

This seems like a bad idea.

I think there's some levels of douchitude that even copius amounts of dank can't fix.

Tyler and Seana are so cute tho.

Considering she wore stilettos while she was a 9 mos pregnant woman running errands, I bet the woman can hike in sandals.

Rich people don't get rich by paying for stuff.

I just cannot for the life of me imagine someone saying "That expresses exactly the sentiment I want to, but I know I could never phrase it so succinctly."