EVEN OW-AH CHESS NERDS ARE BETTER THAN YO-AH CHESS NERDS.

In certain countries, Muslim women, if they’re raped, are killed – it’s their fault.

Warning: Super Long. Sorry.

DIY tops most of these.

Take away the peen and I imagine this is what most Texas lawmakers would draw if asked to draw a woman during a psych screening.

Hmmm. Conceptually, I sort of like the first one... but only if the voice recording was giving hot, dominant smack talk that fit his expression, not these weak and weird "sorry I suck in bed" statements.

METH COCAINE HEROIN

From the way they're positioned, it looks like the two tentacles are about to high-five. I am unsettled.

Surprised the Ass Midget XXL isn't here.

The answer is: people who want to masturbate over 'the sexualization of young girls and the decline of the moral standards of society at the hands of the left'. In other words, people who don't want to use those brain-thingies.

From the lede paragraph:

There are no right answers for this.

It's one thing to have a parent call the school and say "we're going through a bad divorce and we realize it's affecting Becky negatively, what can we do to help with this?" or "Becky has really severe issues with shyness, and we're working with her and a counselor on this, but she's not able to speak up to question…

If a child "makes" a parent phone the school and complain about the child's grades, that parent is over-indulgent. If I'd tried to persuade my parents to do that, I'd have been told in no uncertain terms that the way to get better grades was to do better. And trying to "make" my parents do anything would have been…

"I made her call my teachers and argue about the Fs that I'd receive quite frequently."

I think morning people are the big entitled assholes — they are so goddamn self-righteous and proud of their morning asses. They'll schedule shit for the ass-crack of dawn and act all superior when you show up shaking and looking like you just got whacked upside the head with a two-by-four. They brag about coming in…

I can't get anything substantial done except at night. I read somewhere that one reason some people are more productive at night is that their brain is more tired and focuses more on the problem at hand instead of getting distracted, and that explanation works for me. If I try to write a paper/test/lesson plan or…

If I said I wished all "scientific" studies that involve a couple of hundred students from the same university would immediately go up in flames, you'd assume I had psychopathic tendencies, right?

I'm okay with this.

That's not negative personality traits, that's revenge for being forced to get up and face the day way too early.