I think I like Miley Cyrus's sense of humor.

What is with the Miley hate? Did she kick your dog? Mario Batali once kicked my dog (true story), so I hate him.

• Megyn Kelly had a baby and named it Thatcher Bray Brunt.

That's me but with French fries.

Agreed. I won't buy a purse with a big logo all over it, because hey, if I'm going to be a walking advertisement, you should pay me. But purses, in general, are one of those things where "you get what you pay for." And paying more means a designer bag.

I'm jealous of her face. Not just that she is good-looking but she looks...I dunno....fierce? Kinda smoldering or like she could give a really mean bitch face. I am the spitting image of Molly Ringwald (have gotten Amy Adams a few times) and I look so wholesome and corn fed that people do not take me seriously. Like…

Yes I'm actually on a NO WACKADOODLE WHITE FOLK fast this week so I wont be able to offer anything here for the time being. Love you Lindy.

Doin it wrong, you put a couple bricks in the purse.

I thought this was going to be about making your boyfriend carry your purse to repel the laydeez.

Who is the super-cool parent who styled they're kid's hair like this for a visit to the White House to meet the President?

Have not read the article. But...

Note to criminals: It's a bad idea to film yourself committing assault, and then post it online as though it's a joke.

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.

Everyone is a giant asshole. Be picky if you want. Its you who are fucking the person not anyone else so who gives a shit.

There's nothing wrong with being selective and having high standards, especially if you're looking for someone to settle down with for life and not just have a casual fling with.

"Everyone else had fun so fuck the people who are complaining"

Young, Fresh-Faced Male Stanford Student: [nervously checks outfit and hair]

Hmmmmm. I find the "nice" advice semantically suspect. I'd replace it with kind. Nice to me feels overly gendered (i.e. expected of women not men) and neutering of personal power. Kindness, however: that works for me because I can be bold and opinionated and kind, but (I feel) rarely bold, opinionated and nice.

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."

I used to be anti death penalty for all of these reasons, now I just am for the first 2. I stopped giving a shit about the morality of it...