Absolutely this.

Of course, there's always the possibility she knows exactly how batshit she sounds and is doing this for publicity.

I have.... many, many questions, but the most important one rattling around my head and setting off a klaxon in my brain like I just saw Elle Driver from my hospital bed is...

Alright, I'm sure I do things aesthetically that a lot of people find warped and weird that are perfectly healthy for me personally to do. So I don't really want to judge her for her pursuits of doll-like aesthetics.

I feel like not only is VICE trolling us, but this girl is trolling us with her entire existence. Dedication?

Oh poor thing - that hello good morning/good night/I really wanted to talk to you today thing is... painfully familiar. Being on that opposite a schedule from your partner just bites.

Every time I see a picture of Tish Cyrus

It was always the prosecution's fuckedupedness that lost this case. The jury did what they thought was right. The prosecution didn't make a case that to me and a lot of Americans was pretty fucking crystal clear. And then turned around and fucked over a domestic violence victim by throwing the book at her.

Miley, I agree that a lot of us have dated a guy who turns out to be gay.

I would guess that a pretty large portion of men and women when they were younger dated someone who is gay. As a teenager you just want to fit in and sometimes that includes dating people you may not be attracted to but you gotta date someone.

I think we can dispense with the Farrah Abraham tweets from now on. There's just nothing there.

That security guard is nearly 5x the size of Kristin Chenoweth. Look at that. I can't get over it.

And what happens when a female tenant gets pregnant?

So will Miley be the new Jezzie female celebrity punching bag now that it's considered bad taste to pick on Amanda Bynes since she's been shown to actually be mentally ill?

She just tweeted an explanation:

I suspect we've all already been incepted many times and this is all a ruse to convince us it can't possibly have happened yet.

I'm going to say she meant to DM that to someone as part of a complaint about how FEFE is being a jerk, and oops, now the whole world saw it.

Considered and dismissed under the weight of available evidence to the contrary.

I don't know, but the amount of praise someone is getting for allegedly dragging someone out of a car accident is kind of nuts to me... unless that car is on fire or sinking into deep water, you leave those people there and do what you can do to assist without moving them. If they can't get out on their on, wait for…

He said what now?