The thing about quitting whatever you're addicted to, well, it's that there's often no apparent ready substitute for self-medicating that inner pain. There's a hole in your life that addiction used to fill, but now nothing fills it and it... it's just empty. Staring at you. That's why people relapse. Add in a close…

I know Glee has gone downhill in recent years, but I'll be watching that first glorious episode in remembrance tonight.

This absolutely breaks my heart. I'm a huge Gleek, since the very beginning, and even through the not-as-good seasons. Cory was so talented and so young. This doesn't even seem real to me.

America proves once again that few crimes are easier to get away with than committing public violence against a black man.

The end of "To Kill a Mockingbird" when Atticus tells Scout that it would be cruel to make Boo a town hero, like "killing a mocking bird," gets me in the gut. And that visual of Boo letting go of Scout's hand and disappearing into that horrible house. Oh, gah, I'm tearing up now.

Whenever someone going off on millennials, there is a part of me that wants to wave my arms and go "Hellloooooo! We are your children and grandchildren! You raised us like this in your image and if you hate us, look no further than yourselves! Oh, and thanks for royally screwing up the nation/economy/earth for us!"

Books. If you are an adult who thinks J.K. Rowling is more than just a fun read for kids then I'm right there judging that unrefined palate.

I'm kind of a comedy snob. I'm not vocal about it, but if someone loves, say, Jeff Dunham, Daniel Tosh, etc. I can't help but inwardly cringe. I guess anything that's low-brow and/or shocking and gross for the sake of being shocking and gross sets off my snobbery.

Dear Olds

"We got handed trophies for doing anything"
Really? You of all people think you get to complain about that? Who do you think was handing out all those trophies to us when we were kids? Which generation you think that was? That's right: YOURS. our teachers, our parents, our coaches...all of them belonged…

There is no generation more narcissistic than the Boomers. They ruined everything. Fuck you, Big Chill.

Great piece! Millennials get shit on a lot because we think we can change the world. We're hoping to actually accomplish something as opposed to throwing our hands up in despair and saying "Fuck it. I guess we don't know anything so we might as well give up on our dreams." If that's naive, then just let us get through…

So millennials are what age group exactly? I feel like the people who were born late '80s early '90s are much more similar than people born after mid '90s

Okay, I'm done. I'm full of rage. I want to take Texas from the GOP in 2016. I want to light it up blue. I want to see apocalyptic Facebook posts as the GOP watches its cornerstone state, the bedrock of its craziness, crumble into a sea of orange-T-shirt-wearing ladies waving tampons and maxipads in the air. I want…

On the plus side, I'm delighted that the GOP continues to drive even faster off into the lunatic fringe thus preventing it from having even a remote shot at retaining America's fastest growing economic sector: college-educated and working-women dominated homes.

Silver lining, this seems to have energized Texas progressives like nothing else in recent memory. Hopefully the tide of awfulness can be stemmed in the next gubernatorial.

Dirt Bag is the first official article pretty much every day on Jez. I'm sure they'll get to the Texas nonsense.

I take issue with this:

You are in fact correct, but I think Betty said it best.

Are you, like, allergic to clits?

Scrotum detaches from body entirely and follows its human around like a sarcastic daemon familiar.