It always amazes me how much those kids look like a perfect combo of their parents.

SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head...

"My mom says harnesses like that are cruel." "Really? My mom says they are absolutely necessary."

Can't you just return them under a warranty claim if this happens within the first 90 days?

I agree moviegoers are probably sick of bro-fests, but it should be noted that the films in question were also, respectively, an apparent retread of a movie that was only a couple months old (albeit unintentionally), a movie by a director whose name is a punchline, and an attempt to reboot a franchise that has…

"...who is my face to call home."

After looking at the google, Diamond Ranch Academy sounds like one of those awful abusive camps that people end up on Dr. Phil crying about. I'm really saddened for Paris.

Agreed. I always suck dick with one eye closed. It makes me feel more in tune with the one-eyed monster.

"What are you doing later?" = What are you doing later?

Hey, how about tomorrow?

Reading comprehension failure.

You forgot the snappishness, grudge-bearing and passive-aggression when anyone else tries to draw your attention to the existence of the problem.

I think people who aren't readers just haven't found the right thing for them yet. There's something out there for everyone. But there's also the problem that reading is something you have to work at. I'm an obsessive reader but for the last few years I only had time to read stuff for grad school. Switching back to…

How to Deal With Not Getting Closure - a Tried and True New England WASP Method.

I'm sure this is terribly close-minded of me, but I don't understand how anyone is "just not a reader." Aside from having difficulties like dyslexia, of course.

There's only so much that a female director could do with the current crap writing. First they need to hire some female screenwriters. Then they need to develop a new companion who has a completely platonic relationship with the Doctor (oh Donna, how I miss you!).

I'd watch the fuck out of Dogter Who.

women were directing Doctor Who episodes five years ago.

With the current show runner I'd rather wait till someone who knows how to write women to have a female Doctor. My support is behind a POC Doctor right now. Does this track record really sound like it bodes well for a female Doctor?

How naughty of Nigella not to defend a man who was so comfortable with abusing her that he felt no compunction about doing it in public.