Hah. For me, it would probably be a bit more desperate, holding on to his leg like that instead.

NO! You fool Kate! You said his name! There's no way of knowing how he'll appear now that you've invoked him!

Plus she wrote Party in the USA so if we all stop pretending we don't like that song, I think we can show a little respect.

I'm genuinely curious why every mention of Jessie J on Jezebel is accompanied by unwarranted snark. She's fairly well known in the UK and if she isn't in the US, America isn't exactly the cultural center of the universe. People are allowed to be famous in other countries without pointless American ethnocentric sarcasm.

If Seth Meyers is engaged, I think the real question is...what will Stefon do?

Look at that jawline. You could bust sheetrock with those chiseled features.

Here are some of her beats: Soundcloud

Baller.

Gawker posted a story about this yesterday. Do not go read the comments over there. Every time someone claimed they had a "basic understanding of science" therefore born-with-penis = boy, I wanted to reach through my screen and strangle someone.

Was something unsatisfactory about North and I baby shower???

Ugh! That doesn't even START to cover the cost of the baby shower! Don't they know that it costs like 10,000 per plate??