Pssh. Just show them how to do it one day and then don’t make their lunch from then on. Pretty simple. That’s how my parents taught me.

“If you don’t pack your own lunch, you won’t have a lunch. You will starve and the other kids will pick on you.”

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

So basically BMW just created/paid for the first Model 3 ads. Brilliant!

Behold the douchebag, in its natural habitat ...

... only asking you roll-and-fold ...

I love sandwiches, but sandwiches fall apart too easily, so while they’re a wonderful concoction of flavor, from a design perspective they are flawed and unwieldy.

Those barriers are ubiquitous in cycling. I don’t know about anyone else but I learned early on to stay away from them. I’ve seen soooooooo many crashes when guys wheels catch those little feet that stick out onto the course.

yes. exactly. and it will be called modern art.

They don’t have my favorite one on the list: honey. It’s pretty much a gel, right, so it should be “prohibited” for carry-on, presumably. I got it through LAX by freezing it. TSA agent was slightly confused, but it was technically a solid, so they let it through.

I’m a farmer and I not only like to travel with the food I grow and raise to gift to people I stay with; I also rarely find better food away from home and despise overpaying for inferior food. For these reasons I feel like I’ve road tested this in ways that most people haven’t. In case anyone is wondering, you can…

They will also allow frozen liquids. They let my wife bring frozen ice packs and frozen water. Let’s hope liquid explosives can’t be frozen solid....

Ha! I guess your mileage varies.

I once did this with one of those mini wine bottles. We had to go back through security for our connecting flight and we couldn’t take it through so I downed it. Fun flight!

And if it’s not allowed, don’t let them throw it away, just eat it right there, and claim that moral victory!

Or you can just do what my spouse did. When she was taking our lunch through on a day we were pressed for time. Lots of hummus and salsa, both of which should qualify as liquids. When the checker looks up, just say “Oh that’s just our lunch”. Easy peasy. Of course I was flabbergasted.

Hmm. The list leads off with a prohibition on wine, liquor and beer.

Or whatever glass/cup/sippy cup/straight from the bottle for me

Fuck the ocean. Too many things trying to eat your ass or fuck you up (like this).

Everything old is new again.