Pssh. Just show them how to do it one day and then don’t make their lunch from then on. Pretty simple. That’s how my parents taught me.

Behold the douchebag, in its natural habitat ...

... only asking you roll-and-fold ...

Do you listen to the podcast Reconcilable Differences?

The problem is that those who are given life in prison are often exonerated and let out later in life. If you exonerate a dead person, you can’t give them their life back.

I’ve never heard that example before. You have a good point. However there is a difference in the case of abortion. When aborting, you are taking action to end the baby’s life. When you choose not to donate blood, you are simply allowing the person to come to harm through inaction. But you may have made a pro-choicer.

Eight: What are numbers? Tools, symbols, ideas, etc.

We have the answer to two: the distinction between reality and non-reality is only meaningful as far as a certain definition of ‘reality’ goes. If I say that to be real something must be experienced, then yes, this universe is real because I am experiencing it. If I say that to be real something must be conceivable,…

I got the urge just from seeing the thumbnail. FML

That’s a lot of lithium ions.

I’m on the fence about abortion, but this makes no sense. It’s about saving the baby right? Why should the mother get choice when the baby doesn’t? As long as the baby is legally alive (wherever that line is) killing it is murder. How could it be anything else. Also I’m against the death penalty because it is…

Personally, I love the whine. I think it sounds futuristic, like a light cycle.

When I searched Google for “how to build a house like a fortress” I meant physically, like concrete walls and stuff...

Just alternate which sock you put on the outside. Mark them. Give each pair of socks a pair number (one for each pair of socks) and give each sock in the pair and A or a B (or a left and a right, whatever strikes your fancy). This can be very time-saving as well.

Isn’t this obvious? I dry all my knives...

Why are you assuming that we’ll use the current communications infrastructure? We’re talking a hundred years in the future. Wireless communications will most likely have reached the reliability of landlines at that point, with major bands dedicated to transportation. That will not be an issue.

I would have thought East Texas would spend more than West Texas. I say this as a student in a district just north of Dallas. It’s weird because according to this map my district spends less than the national average, but schools around the state have us in the crosshairs for our fine arts success.

Holy shit! I literally just looked up the exact same information for a discussion with a fellow student.

It seems that you think I am talking about muggers or some other form of methodical crime. I’m not talking about the ‘give me the money’ guy. I understand that they will almost certainly back away when faced with a firearm. I’m talking about someone who’s trying to knife you without provocation or cause. If someone is…

He’s saying run, but if the attacker catches you, fight with all of your might to protect your vitals.