Pssh. Just show them how to do it one day and then don’t make their lunch from then on. Pretty simple. That’s how my parents taught me.

Why don’t you people post only senior week posts? They are so much more thought-provoking and interesting.

Behold the douchebag, in its natural habitat ...

... only asking you roll-and-fold ...

Do you listen to the podcast Reconcilable Differences?

Now that’s a straight up essay...

Mathematics: “Suck it, physicists!”

tl;dr: https://xkcd.com/435/

You are wrong in the US at least. Fully automatic weapons are currently a topic of hot debate.

It’s in the last line of the film: “After all, Riley’s 12 now. (cue heavy foreshadowing) What could happen?”

By the transitive property it runs on gravity. Get over yourself.

PSA: Do NOT buy a dedicated clean-up program. Whether you use Windows or macOS, these programs are just a money-suck for novice users. Just learn to maintain your computer by yourself. It’s really not that hard. It’s not worth $40 (Jesus, that’s expensive).

*raises hand* Seriously, this is 2016. Get off your false pedestal of masculinity.

Statistics. Drownings happen at all pools.

There is! But you should really learn to swim. Water shouldn’t be a major health hazard for functioning adults.

It may not be marketed as a replacement for supervision, but you bet that’s what it will be used for. You’re going to need some hefty disclaimers for this device. I would put money that it will increase drowning.

I agree with everything you’ve said. I don’t know what everybody else is talking about. If anything, this device is dangerous. If it doesn’t get your kid killed it will get them exactly zero friends. Good luck explaining to your child that your device is ‘just in case’ when they are complaining about how it chafes and…

Are you joking? I got less than 2 seconds.

You can drown in an inch and a half of water.

If the kid shouldn’t be in the water, but they want to be sneaky, they will just take the collar off. The article explains how easy this is. Kids aren’t stupid.