That’s what I used to do. But that also means consuming at least two buckets of beer (usually more) and some food each time. That works out to $35+ each week (again, usually more). And I’m no longer within walking distance of a bar, so it would mean either driving drunk or calling a cab every week. I know what you’re…

I don’t care one way or the other about the Raiders, but these are at least nice-looking drawings... unlike that retarded Redskins stadium with the moat and people swinging from the roof on ropes.

Looks like yet another year in which I can’t watch my team (which plays in a market 700 miles away from where I currently live) using normal means. I’d happily sign up for 4 months of the Sunday Ticket, except it’s not available at my location. So I either sign up for a long-term subscription to DirecTV (not gonna…

I hope it wasn’t that blonde girl in the middle. She looks nice.

Here’s the opposite version of that pro-Trump song, if anyone is interested:

Was Drew too famous to attend this chat, or did you not invite him?

Two years ago, I bought a 70" Sharp TV for about $1600.

Two years ago, I bought a 70" Sharp TV for about $1600.

Doesn’t include options for 16 oz. cans of PBR or shots of Fireball. That site is useless.

Between this and the Why Your Team Sucks: SD Chargers article, Disney CEO Bob Iger (who I’d never heard of until an hour ago) is taking a beating on this site today.

I like that guy, but I still don’t know how to pronounce his last name. So I just alternate between “LaJoy” and “LaWaaa.”

This is not looking good for Elliot. Beyond the legal ramifications, I just don’t foresee upstanding Cowboys fans rooting for a domestic abuser.

So if I’m following along, Jeff Luhnow leaves STL to become GM of the Astros, but doesn’t change his password for the league-wide scouting system. Correa, on a whim, tries to log in as Luhnow, using that old password and, shockingly, it works. He then uses Luhnow’s idiocy to gain a competitive advantage. And this is a…

Am I the only one who wanted the bear to put the trash can back in place and put the lid back on, just to make it look like he was never there?

Serious question: Could Harvey’s obesity have contributed to this injury?

Not all frozen pizzas are created equal. Brand names are significantly better than any generic I’ve ever tried.

Overdraft Protection was the bane of my existence when I was a poor college student. Far too often, I’d go to the grocery store and buy, like, $22 worth of food, knowing that I only had $25 in my checking account until my next check came through in four days or so. But then some other random transaction from, like,…

You talk about Simmons like he’s the messiah. He’s just another prospect who may or may not work out in the long run. Whether he does or not will have nothing to do with Hinkie, who shouldn’t be applauded for making everyone in Philadelphia hate the Sixers over the past three years.

But winning is always the goal... if not today, then in the near future. Any idiot GM can build a loser. Hell, a potted plant could do that. No team that is 100% reliant on the random bouncing of draft lottery ping pong balls in order to bring in talented players can ever succeed.

I’m as guilty of it as any sports fan... Stating, unironically, that I could likely do as good a job as any number of managers or general managers (at my age, though, I’ve accepted that I probably couldn’t outperform any active athletes... unless we’re counting Nascar drivers as “athletes,” in which case I’m…

I do a variation on this in which I eat whatever I want for every meal. And sometimes in between meals. I’ve also found that, by avoiding foods like lettuce and kale, I’m much happier throughout the day.