The big question, obviously, is if he was looking at 27-year-old chicks who just happen to be wearing their hair in pigtails and catholic schoolgirl uniforms while they're getting fucked by the sleazy guy in the video, or if they were, you know, actual young girls. I wonder if his haggy old wife could truly tell the…

I'm currently working my way through Final Fantasy 7 via an emulator on my Samsung Galaxy, and while I played the shit out of that game in 1998, it really is remarkable how slow it seems now. Between the huge amount of silly chatter between characters and the annoying random encounters, it feels like a vastly…

Thanks for your thoughts on the matter, Grandpa. Some people, though, don't have the money or the space to purchase and store old, outdated systems and the out-of-print games that came with them. But if your method makes you happy, why do you care what others do? This is why they paint cars different colors.

Apparently you've never seen my secret sex dungeon.

This may be true, but Patricia Hernandez still comes off as a horribly self-absorbed writer who doesn't really have many original thoughts or ideas but is nonetheless desperate for attention of any kind. I just skip her articles these days. They're all pointless.

How about the mission inside the Tron-esque world in Saints Row the Third?

Oh, fantastic. I can't wait to show all of my Facebook friends videos of me dying every six seconds in Battlefield 4.

Bring it. I'm an adult now. I have a bit of disposable income. I'm ready for a $500 PS4.

I didn't know snowmobile jumping was a thing until recently, and now that I do, I'm all in favor of the X-Games getting rid of it. It may be what these "athletes" love, but so what? We don't have to embrace it. There are people out there who love juggling chainsaws as well, but that doesn't mean it has to be included…

It's about time a black man finally gets an opportunity to shine in the racist, cutthroat world of the NFL.

You know what's funny? That sponsored post that popped up today (the one about Sony's 13 for '13 sale) looks exactly like one of destructoid.com's regular "you need to buy this now" posts. I know that this is unrelated to this mental disorder post, but I can't comment on the sponsored one, so I apologize.

It's amazing how fast one can read these Jamboroos when they consist of nothing but stupid reader stories that you skim right through. Seriously, I finished this one in about 2.5 seconds. Congratulations on another column in the books, Drew! Give yourself a pat on the back, sir!

If you're Manti Te'o and you'll be getting loudly heckled by opposing NFL players and fans in about six months regardless of what you say or do now, wouldn't it be better to acknowledge that you're a giant liar who was seeking to inspire your team and win a Heisman in the process? In this day and age, is it really so…

Recently switched from iPhone to a Samsung Galaxy S3. While Android has a few quirks that I'm still not used to (so many settings!), I love the expandable storage. Added a 64gb MicroSD card and proceeded to copy over my entire music library and a bunch of Playstation ROMs for the FPse emulator. And the ability to use…

This is not the game you're looking for. You'll be bored to tears by it. It's extremely dull and ridiculously repetitive. There is one city in the entire game (along with three or four little forts) and 99% of the game consists of running along the same road or two, completing nonsensical quests that have nothing to…

Good thing the Android app works moderately well (aside from when it was saying that there were no games scheduled on Saturday — opening day — while I was watching one on NBC). Otherwise, I'd be pissed about the non-updated PS3 app (which I only found out about after I purchased Gamecenter). It would've been nice of…

I was a serious RPG fan in the 1990s, until I was in college and beer and women became more important to me than video games. So after FF8, I didn't play a Final Fantasy game for several years. Basically the entire PS2 era. In other words, I finally started paying attention to Final Fantasy again when FF13 was…

What sort of demonic powers do you have that enable you to click play on two videos simultaneously?

None of these games can hold a fuckin' candle to Mouse Trap.

I think I'm gonna get this for the PS3 this season. Can anyone vouch for the video quality? I've had issues with MLB's in the past.