Am I the only one who doesn't find glitches fun and adorable? At what point do people stop making excuses for Bethesda? I'm on a PS3, so I obviously will never be able to play this DLC — but I guess that's just one of Skyrim's lovable quirks! — but if I were to play it and the first freakin' quest didn't even run…

I agree. The adolescent aspects of this game — from the closet-humping thing to the questionable marketing — are a bit off-putting. I'm all for the video game industry having a sense of humor, but it would nice if their attempts were actually funny.

Really? People are awful for not randomly shelling out money for things they don't seem to want? If you feel so bad for THQ, how about you just give them more money? I loved Saints Row 3, but I'm certainly not disgusted by anyone who hasn't purchased it, or doesn't want to.

That wasn't the question, you teetotaling dipshit. Go back to Utah, where you belong. The question was how to lose weight without sacrificing the precious alcohol.

Want fried turkey but don't want to burn the house down? Just get one of those indoor turkey fryers for, like, $100. I got one. Threw a whole chicken in there a few weeks back. Was delicious.

Torrey Smith? Second round pick out of Maryland. Not exactly an undrafted free agent.

Keep an eye on Nick Foles this weekend. I wasn't able to tell for certain this past Sunday, but I'm pretty sure his arms are hairless. As an Eagles fan, I find this a bit disconcerting. I like for my starting quarterbacks to have at least a bit of testosterone in their system. Just look at Andrew Luck, for instance.…

This is the first I've heard of Brett Hartmann. Must not have been paying too much attention to the Texans last season. Either way, if his nickname wasn't "The Hitman," I'm very disappointed in you, Houston.

I voted once in my life and am too lazy to do so again until we can vote online. When will this happen?

Any truth to the rumor that your next book will be called "How's My Stats Taste"?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I hate ESPN's fantasy football setup. Their menus are cluttered and counterintuitive, and it seems to take twice as long to perform simple tasks like editing your roster or picking up a player. I'd advising sticking with Yahoo in general, but especially if you're used to it.

In the past, you've expressed a deep admiration for the policies of Josef Stalin, stating in at least one interview that, "We'd be a lot better off if guys like Stalin were around to clean up this Jew problem." Given that, do you think the Phillies can rebound in 2013?

You say Bruce Bochy is one of the best guys in the game... who are some of the worst?

Who are some of the worst guys in the game?

Do you not know how to use punctuation?

Based upon that rodeo map and Tuesday's election maps, one can safely say that everyone who enjoys watching other men dress as clowns and wrestle horses (that is what goes on at a rodeo, right?) definitely voted republican.

Of course it's only for straight couples. Otherwise would just be unnatural.

Just out of curiosity (and I'm sure this has been discussed elsewhere, but so be it), am I the only one who finds Dragon's Dogma a tad stupid? I'm at level 30, but I still can't wander around without being killed by random groups of bandits every few minutes and all of my current quests seem to amount to "Go kill 65…