Tomorrow on Deadspin: The amazing true story about a guy who meets a girl on a train and they get to talking and he falls in love. Then she disappears, but the guy finds out where she lives and, when he gets there, an old lady answers the door and the guy says, "Where's Betsy?" And the old lady replies, "Betsy's been…

There's no such thing as Grade D But Edible meat in the United States.

Obviously Pete Sampras. Who's the chick?

@razzbarry: Within web programming circles, the official name for such a tag is an "Ahh Hurref."

Borrrrrrring.

Fuck you, Sony. If you're gonna charge for an online pass, you'd better leave those servers up for longer than a year.

I once got a handjob from an ex-girlfriend while her mother napped on the floor five feet away. A few months later, there was some drunken intercourse with that same girl while her mother may or may not have been asleep on the living room couch across the room. Does that count?

@AchromaticMagus And the basketball court is too short. What a shithole.

I bet he was talking about Elaine Benes.

It's bullshit. His picks aren't on the [cbssports.com] overall standings, where the leaders currently have 55 points (out of, I guess, a possible 64).

A.J., is it really your job to out potentially-gay athletes? Sure, Miss Jia may have already published the story, but I'm guessing Miss Jia gets ten visitors a day at her site, and the story would've died a quick death had you not repeated it. Please, report on sports. Don't ruin the lives of athletes who, even if…