Because it’s relatively easy filler to design/implement into a game to fluff up hours, which for some reason the industry and consumer base still places a high emphasis on.

given the number of people (read: almost everyone) who hate fetch quests, its amazing how common they still are in games

...eventually it learns that flames won’t kill it and won’t be afraid of it anymore

You should rarely hide (the Alien learns that you like to hide and in what), and always keep moving (walking pace—don’t run!) towards your objective. I made the mistake of stealth crouch-walking most of the time in my first playthrough and it kills the pacing. Not t0 mention gives the Alien more time to find you. If…

13 hours for this type of game is “long” for the reason you stated: it drags and drags down the stretch. Pacing is very important and I think how a game fills itself out is part of that equation. I think this is a crackerjack 6-7 hour game inside of a still-good-but-could-trim-some-fat-and-be-better-for-it 10-12 hour…

On my list of licensed games that I think are absolutely well-made, want to finish, but am too chickenshit to endure because it nails its source material to a fault, at the top it’s this fucking game. lol

The same reason any company sells. The people at the top make a ton of money, more money then they would their whole career at the company. And then they still retain their cushy positions with a huge golden parachute.

It is a disgrace that anyone has to pay for funeral expenses.

It’s complicated.

They can bring back Legacy of Kain any time now. 

Let’s be honest with ourselves. This was Japan, she was likely tiny in size as well. 

Hold me closer, pantsless daaaaancccer

Do they show genitalia? That seems to be the big hangup for Japan, not boobs or butts.

THE WHEEL CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEELINGS OR MISTAKES. THERE IS ONLY THE WHEEL. 

You guessed it.

My wife got me a Switch for Valentine’s day. It already feels slow.

I really hope that Nintendo goes against type with their next platform and actually makes it completely backwards compatible with the Switch. Like, the Xbox has spoiled me by letting me play my old games with my old save files without basically no hassle. It’s going to be annoying if, once again, all of my Switch…

I honestly think that this supposed "Switch Pro" that keeps getting thrown about should just be retooled into a sequel system. A Super Switch or whatever. And make it backwards compatible with the Switch itself. 

Did... Did you kill Jason Todd?