I’d use “Mitch McConnell is Lucy from ‘Peanuts’ promising that they WON’T yank the football away from Charlie Brown this time...” as my go-to analogy. And Schumer falls for it again and again, landing on his head and wondering what went wrong.

I expect this outlook means you’ll see some people (I often hope to include myself) echoing similar agreement with your points, but with a healthy dose of interesting vulgarities.

I can only hope they swiftly deny him asylum, in light of Trump being one of the “very bad dudes” they want to keep out. If it wasn’t certain to spark a war, (just this once) I’d look the other way on tear-gassing the orange chode, while they’re at it.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

This is my surprised face. /s

The cops added to the danger by participating in and continuing the chase —and if they called it off (like other cities/counties with “do not chase” policies would), yes, I expect the suspect would slow to more reasonable speeds once they realize they’re not being actively pursued. It’s called low profile. The…

Yes, and they only knew that *after the fact.*

I need more track time in my life. And I will forever stay in the “novice” group, because my cars are slow, and I will never be as skilled as/commit like this.

People that stay “stay in your lane” strike me as someone that’s hurt about how the OP may have a goddamn point.

IIf the initial crime that put the suspect on the police’s radar is “check fraud,” I really don’t see the risk brought on by their response (in maintaining this high speed chase) as warranted. And the police are definitely an entity that needs more oversight, training, and good judgement. And it certainly needs…

That person crossing the street scared the shit out of me. Even with the wreck later on notwithstanding, the police driving strikes me as too risky in the area.

If you want a crew cab pickup, but don't need massive towing/payload capacity--get a Ridgeline instead. I'm almost certain that will have better ride, handling, reliability, and (in gasoline form) comparable or better miles per gallon.

Please God, let this be truth—and give the Democrats in the House the guts to execute exactly this plan if Mueller is fired.

“Knife to a gun fight" doesn't even BEGIN to be cover it.

I both cannot wait for and dread Wednesday morning—hopefully Wednesday will mean the GOP midterm ads will finally cease (with their fear-mongering bullshit about “the Dems want to take away your guns, raise taxes, kill jobs, and let all the immigrants who are probably MS-13 into our country!”). I wanted to unwind with…

All I remember from those games is how grating the announcers were.

WANT.

THIS. Thank you.

Citation needed for the claim of:

This is the only laugh I anticipate having between now and November 7th. Possibly longer, if people don't vote blue and wrest power from these evil fucks.