I’d buy you a drink for this one, if I could. Spot-on.

I could be wrong, but I get the feeling Twitter needs to work on the enforcement of its standards of prohibited conduct...

Let's save the "Megyn Kelly's Show Destroys her Over [whatever bullshit she pulls]" headline for once she's actually fired for it.

I was going to reply that they spelled Roger Ailes' name wrong, but you've got it covered.

Fox News can throw itself into the sun. Every last motherfucker that helps to put that shit on the air.

Okay, since $kay bowed out of COTD, I’ve been ‘meh’ about keeping up with it—but this one is unbelievably good. Kudos.

Okay, that got an audible laugh from me--well done, but I hate you. 😉

Ah yes: reason.com is where I go when I’m looking for totally unbiased information.

Words right out of my mouth.

If only. I’m getting ready to numb my pain with shots and sleep until the midterms.

Fantastic. More of this, please.

I pray that hell is real for him.

I’m really just hoping for Kavanaugh’s impeachment post-midterms. If the Dems don’t flip a load of seats such that it’s feasible, there’s literally not enough booze with which to numb myself.

I threw a link to John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight episode devoted to Kavanaugh’s shit-show of testimony on Portman’s Facebook page. I know it won’t do a damn thing, but it makes me feel better. If he ever showed up in Columbus, I would ditch work on the spot to find him and cuss him out a’la Rob Gordon from High…

I will, now and forever, always refer to the scum that is Kavanaugh as "Rapey McBeerface." Thank you for this.

I can just see the announcers now: “They trying t’go three-wide into the corkscrew!”

I feel ashamed that despite my love of thrillers and detective-stories in media, I had not thought about this likely angle. Kudos.

And can’t SCOTUS judges can accept gifts, as long as they promise and cross their heart that it doesn’t influence their ruling? You know—a bribe, anywhere else in society.

Don’t any new senators elected in the midterms get seated sometime in January? Even if (God, if you exist, don’t fuck this up) the blue wave comes in full effect and swings both houses to the Dems, doesn’t the GOP have another two months and change afterwards with a simply insurmountable party-line majority? They…

And had she come forward sooner (either at present or at the time of the assault), some asshole would’ve interrupted her with what is functionally that exact statement.