And no pictures of the interior, either.

Then I consider that to be a worthless label.

Also, I forgot to mention: your assertion that Trump’s influence, wealth, and marriage to a model are all viewed as objective measures of success by society only speak to the superficial nature of those who share your views.

Was Nero a successful emperor? He was super-powerful, but a bunch of Rome did burn under his watch (many even think it was deliberate on his part), so...

If Trump can’t manage to pass legislation, improve the economy, pushes us toward nuclear war, lies endlessly, fucks over the poor, and is under legitimate investigation for misdeeds, do you consider that a successful president?

Okay, but then I have to ask, why did they name a bull that? It sounds similar to if I named my pet bird Equus.

Are you considered successful if millions of people think you are the dumbest, most corrupt person to occupy the office of the President? If you’re married to a model solely because of money and are widely viewed as a perpetrator of sexual assault (possibly rape, according to at least one of his ex-wives), how much of…

I’m more successful than Trump by the metric of not being despised by millions of Americans. You’re equating political power/money with an objective measure of success. What about Mother Teresa or Oskar Schindler? They had little wealth by the end of their lives—are you going to judge them as unsuccessful?

How much debt does he have to shady foreign backers (Putin, I’m looking at you)? Trump’s steaks, Trump’s Airline, Trump’s football team, his casino, they all fucking lost money. He all-but refuses to pay contractors. His “university” was a scam and he lost the fight in court. This is not someone where I trust word one…

Totally unintentional, but welcome.

At least six bankruptcies successful? I peg him as a hard number three.

That is a positively scathing-sounding way to address him as *45. Bravo.

Don’t give him ideas, he might enlist a photoshop expert to “prove” it.

I believe him exponentially more than Trump.

The Lamborghini Murcielago comes to mind, as well—Spanish for “bat,” for those keeping score.

I cannot possibly do better than the response above.

I’m sorry, I’ve been blowing up your notifications with stars. All I can say is thank you for the doggedness you’ve displayed by not being worn down debating this issue. I realize I’m likely preaching to the choir, but I appreciate your numerous rebuttals, and the mention that “innocent until proven guilty” only…

Who are these “special friends” of Jalopnik? That might put me over the top on deciding to do the road trip.

I’m looking at almost four hours each way from where I am. Tempting, but I’m not sure about it.

I love your comment, but let’s be honest here: Sessions has way more racism than perjury in play. I mean, he perjured the shit out of himself about the Russians, but he is basically made of racism.