If I won the lotto, I’d enact my dream of jamming a V6 from one of the recent Mustangs into an RX-8 and throw turbos on it. And when I say this, I’d leave it to someone else to build, because I suck with wrenching (much less any fabrication).

I needed that laugh. Thanks.

This is my new euphemism to replace “beating the citizenry.”

My heart grew three sizes the moment I saw that.

Even before the events of the past few days, I thought a bucket of KFC might take him out of power.

Because of this truth, I’m a bit surprised he hasn’t burned the White House down by now.

Maybe someone’s just that well-endowed.

At first I thought you were referencing this Mythbusters moment (sorry for the awful quality):

Patrick responded that a number of the other writers get in front of the camera later this season. So don’t worry—you’ll get your fix of fancy Kristen, I’m sure.

PENIS.

Stupid question on my part, Stef: do you just call “dibs” on all write-ups involving Porsches? Or is it in your contract, or something?

Did you not realize she’s a woman? I thought everyone was in the loop.

Next you’re going to tell me Jessie’s still alive.

Um, Han’s still belted in the car when it’s upside-down right before it blows up.

I can hope.

Not a bad point.

Given how some of the Neo-Nazis show up with riot gear, clubs, and openly carrying firearms, if those opposing them are solely using peaceful protesting methods, it means that the morally right side is going to have people severely hurt or killed when the two sides clash. I may not love everything that’s ever been…

THIS.

Respectfully, that sounds far too close to the bullshit ‘many sides were to blame for the violence in Charlottsville’ logic that should not be entertained.

WHAT.