Star for actually including the line in French, rather than just alluding to it. Now I need to go watch Canadian Bacon again.

This is exactly the sort of thing I wanted to hear. When you do get something together in Texas, I’d love to see Stef doing more Chump car racing, and see if you and Alanis can do a stint in the car, too.

Torch is a goddamn national treasure.

Patrick, can you confirm what other Jalopnik staff are involved in these videos in the future? Are we going to be able to look forward to most of the writers getting in front of the camera, or will this just be primarily Ballaban and Orlove with a few cameos from others?

“Going to”? I think we’re about a hair’s-breadth from it, looking at his tweets regarding North Korea. I know that you know, too, but fuck me. I’m consistently having a hard time seeing how a great many of us are going to survive however long the tangerine tyrant remains in office.

I share your outrage. This type of horseshit should be immediately disqualifying—yet half of our society doesn’t see it that way, so we have a long way to go.

I mean, it’d be no problem in the bed, I’m sure.

I have a question, and one question only:

Oh it’s not my company by any means—but I worked for Netflix, which is up there in worth as well as staff, and I can speak to what I saw in its culture. I was there for six years in an environment where I observed some occasions of employees making comments of a racially-biased/negative nature, and management didn’t…

This is exactly why I am hesitant to accept Telsa’s PR statement on this matter. If the company was as committed to a positive workplace environment, they should not be finding out about the extent of these allegations years after the fact (through the media, as they claim). There needs to be a culture within the…

Really? You didn’t catch ire from strangers just by being a Honda-fanboy? Where is this magical place devoid of lawnmower jokes, labels of “ricer,” and comments about the VTEC changeover: ‘it’s like waiting for a turbo to spool—and never getting the power.’

More that I don’t want carmakers to become stagnant. Or, it could just be a hint of an irrational distaste for VW. Surely you understand that, right?

I do agree that the jump from the mk IV to mk V GTI brought that car around quickly from that’s not good! to now *here’s* a great hatch.

Other than my subjective misgivings stated above, I cannot argue what you’re saying in the least.

I feel like the Jetta and Golf have been only incrementally improved (almost to the point of being unnoticeably so) since the mkV Golf. It’s a great car, sure, one that does pretty much everything well that you’d expect of a sedan or hatch of its price point—but I can’t shake that everything from the sheetmetal to the…

I’m pretty sure he campaigned on the “I know more than all the generals” lie. But pointing out hypocrisy to Trump (or his supporters) is like trying to convince Scott Pruitt to combat climate change.

That’s far too eloquent to ever come out of Trump’s putrid, asshole-mouth.

My head’s still trying to wrap around the fact that all the Honda-haters may now have to concede there is such thing as a fast Honda (with the type R badge, too)—stock, even.

Nobody was hurt, thankfully.

The fact that Pence is in the line of succession means he has been given an incredible amount of power. The mere possibility of a president Pence is something that has a terrible weight—Pence’s hatred of the LGBTQ communities is part of why half of the progressives who are praying to everything in the universe for…