I’m hoping for a “Lost Boys” result. Somebody get a bathtub ready.

This is the best, most concise response I can think of to this story.

Forgot that was on NBC, I don’t do TV.

You have my thanks for sharing this, have a star. Also, I saw that this creator has a follow-up video using the AE86 and “Running in the 90's.”

Formula Drift has their final event of the championship (and their last event ever at Irwindale Speedway), the livestream should be up later this afternoon.

They’re not thinking about ways it can go wrong, period. That guy left “the limit” miles behind—everyone knew that was going to end at the scrap heap but him.

I’d be ecstatic for a reasonably-priced EV with 300 miles of range and a charging infrastructure 20% as ubiquitous as gas stations nationwide.

Never before have we had a president who talks so fucking much without ever employing any goddamn details or facts—he’s basically saying nothing. I’m certain that every single statement he makes involving the phrases “believe me,” “fake news,” and “in my opinion” it is empirically proven that he’s full of shit.

Cartman might be a fucking improvement.

Thanks for the laugh. Now I’ll return to crying.

Sega knocked it out of the park with 90's arcade racers. This will be stuck in your head for forever:

This was my thinking, as well. The tension in “It Follows” never lets up, and the energy you expend (as an audience member) looking through faces in the crowd, scanning the background of every shot, noticing movement, has you exhausted such that you feel the ragged desperation of the protagonists. Though not without a…

Agreed, and I was thinking the same thing regarding “The Babadook.” Those two movies scared my girlfriend in the best way (and unsettled me plenty, too)—she legit hid behind the couch during most of “It Follows,” and screamed so loudly during “The Babadook” that I wondered if my neighbors would think she was being…

Torch, I vote that you orchestrate an Oceans Eleven-style heist of a Jalopnik company-card from Patrick, expense all of the parts you just described, and get you, Orlove, and David Tracy to descend upon Texas to help make all these changes happen. Then have a battle royale over who does the write-up for the article.

I really wanted to be able to quip that the car “made her drop an egg right there,” but she held her composure.

It took two full days for a mod to “approve” the standalone post where I mentioned a number of aspects that were straight-up missing from previous games, and the free-to-play economy structure (on top of a full-price tag for the game) was one of my major complaints. Granted, it was my first post to their forums, but…

Sure, I’ve got one. A few friends and I were driving down to Newport, Kentucky on I-75 in my aunt’s 2000 Chrysler Town & Country. Because the minivan’s 3.8 liter V6 had more power than my crappy beater from the eighties, I swiped the thing on occasion to tool around town, gunning it to spin the tires while cackling,…

Update, 4:02 PM: In the wake of the mass shooting in Las Vegas, GOP sources have confirmed to Politico.com that congressional Republicans will not bring the silencer bill to a vote for the time being.

Can I get a “Fuck this guy” from the commenting audience?

I took it more as flustered and angry in the moment, I didn’t see any indication of Richards thinking it’d be received as funny by the audience. Still, everything he’s said since has led me to believe he knows that what he said at that time was wrong, and he is ashamed and genuinely apologetic—I’d feel very…