I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

That’s a pretty novel idea to use the driver’s legs as impact attenuators to protect the Corvette engine.

Quite honestly unless he himself admits it I still can’t believe Belichick wrote those exact words. That sounds like Trump almost to a tee.

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

I didn’t really need another reason to hate him, but I’ll take it.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

Maybe Jar Jar Binks really did get a birthday card from the Emporer.

2015-2016 Warriors points in the paint: 43.8 ppg

Also premature: 3-1

What do the Indians have to do with this?

Thirteen

It’s part of the concussion recovery process to avoid over stimulation.

The Buick must be one of his concussion symptoms.

this is a strong plan and I support it

They should make an S90R with just a driver seat, for weight reduction.

My girlfriend’s Focus has a similar feature. It originally had 5 seats, but now has two and a shoe/sweatshirt bench.