Shock, simply shock. Where does society go after this?

I have nothing to say other than I have honestly never been so ashamed to be an American as I am tonight.

White-lash, straight-lash, man-lash. 50 million just voted for a bigoted misogynist. The Supreme Court is now fucked for at least 10 years. Good bye Obamacare. Hello beachfront property in Orlando. Fuck you all.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but…

Nate Silver is the big loser with this election. Well, him and the entire United States.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

I have a lot of foolish friends who support him as the #NotHillary, stick-with-the-party vote. They are assuredly foolish, but not terrible people. And I pity them because they’re so misguided.

Yes- but only after it’s eaten a lot of other people along the way.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

I hope every single person who voted for him gets everything they every wanted.

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*Song starts* “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

*vomits*

Some people say that Ivanka now types his tweets, while sitting on daddy’s lap in a negligee. Some people are saying that.

I’m a vet, and my Facebook feed is SO, SO FULL of people I served with who are so virulently anti-Hillary that it wouldn’t matter if Trump was an ISIS general, they’d still vote for him. I really want to un-friend them, but then I think that’s childish...plus when I’m feeling low I can always look at their feeds and…

Plus his hatred of POWs. The fuck.

I think all the shit he pulled with veterans and these shady ass “charities” that he pimped when he decided not to participate in the debates could be the most appalling thing on this fucking list of terribles.

I’m not. My life is fine without knowing a single detail about Donald Trump’s dick.