I mean, look at this...

It’s truly amazing. We have remote controlled robots taking photos and measurements every day. On another planet. Every week we see new photos of rock formations and mountainous landscapes. On another planet. And they’ve been there for years. I can’t wait for the next step in the space program.

Is it weird that I picture the Mars Rover behaving like this:

Pictures from Curiosity really freak me out. THAT SHIT IS ON ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

Oh man, you might be half right.

That is the facial expression of every Brexit supporter upon finding out that the vote was binding and not just advisory.

Technically, women also suck cock. Sometimes.

Here’s his tryout:

I dunno, why you have to be homophobic?

That’s news to this Democrat. Anything else I should know about myself?

There’s an accumulation of sadness that no dollar amount will wipe away.

Jim Tomsula, sad? You mean the same Jim Tomsula who parlayed a job as a wood chopper into a $14 M Golden Parachute? That guy is sad?

why do you use the word cocksucker as an insult?

This man has a nice suit and tie and a ten dollar haircut. You’re trying to tell me he’s sadder than Jim Tomsula?

He thinks “single-digit millionaires” are upper middle class. That’s about all I need to know.

He obviously hates himself.

This man embodies everything that is wrong with the current millionaire/billionaire landscape in this country. Complete unchecked power, willing to throw obscene amounts of money towards lawmakers and officials to get exactly what he wants through them, unimaginable hypocrisy in his political stances, and zero…

It’s so fitting that he backs Trump. He cares about absolutely no one except himself and his rich friends.

God what an incorrigible douche.