“Care-free semi truck that also happens to play football.”

I’ve still got a soft spot for “beer golem”

Nah

If Brady is a fancy dog then Gronkowski is a dog who eats his own shit and then fucks someone’s leg till he passes out.

Gronk most likely had something to do with the dildo on the field

TURN THAT SIX UPSIDE DOWN IT’S A NINE NOW

It is fitting that she would take a convention and turn it upside down.

How big was the bounty?

Al Davis in hell right now

And now the score is 31-20 Jets with 4 minutes left.

That would be wrong on so many levels. Not least being the challenge itself.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Whoever did that shows better timing and accuracy than Taylor.

They had a 20-7 lead at halftime. I thought there must be an error on Yahoo.

You want fast and brand new, you buy the bits and slap them together yourself: it’s not too hard, and Lifehacker has tutorials, even.

But why should I have to buy one more cable? I know I can; I just shouldn’t have to, especially as Windows-based laptops are now just as good as Macs at running Serato.

Or just don’t buy a more useless Macbook. Unless of course you like useless Touch Bar.

I thought it was because of these little guys?