“Not my first choice, believe me.”

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

She’s like Bertha in Jane Eyre, locked away in the attic.

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

Let’s all go to the 1:35 mark and look at the reaction from the Barca players. They got hit with a plastic bottle and they fall over like someone was actively punching them.

“So it is okay to blame all those bananas on Juventus? Checking for a friend.”

Don’t even get me started on this one.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Yup, and his immediate reaction against any perceived accusation by a woman is to slut shame her.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

People that drive Maybachs view cars as disposable. And if a car is disposable, like most DD, then who the hell cares?

I guess I don’t know what you mean by way of an alternative in the winter. Are you saying we should use the washes where you have the spray wand and do it yourself, or that we shouldn’t do it at all? You’ve gotta do something to hose the salt off once a week when you live in the Rust Belt like I do.

Why? For a quick clean, they work well. It’s not a full wash/wax, but if it drizzles and the trees dump ick on your car, for $9, it works.

I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla