As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

“Have a seat right over there.”

This is *not* going to go over well at the Billionaires Club holiday brunch.

Hmm, I was wondering what happened to that guy...

Also, this flawless line of reasoning:

This one is my favorite:

Well ain’t his face a geographical oddity. It’s two weeks away from any kind of facial hair.

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Not only has Issa sent the mailer mentioned above - I suspect the chutzpah President Obama refers to is from having caught sight of the TV commercial Issa’s running (we are inexplicably and needlessly seeing it in LA - which is a waste if money, as LA is the most expensive media buy and San Diego, where he’s running,…

I feel like Obama is picking off these guys one-by-one like ‘Carrie’ at the end of the movie.

as chairman of theHouse Oversight and Government Reform committee, he arranged a hearing on contraceptive access in which five men and zero women were invited to testify.

probably guilty of insurance fraud

Regular reminder that Darrell Issa is probably guilty of insurance fraud and should be in jail