I’ve been saying this for a couple years now...a mustang based Lincoln Mark IX.

2nd: Lincoln desperately needs a convertible. No luxury brand is complete without one imho.

My “ASSMAN” vanity plate is safe though, right?

I was saying “Moo-urns”

What planet does Mr High IQ think we’re on?

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

To be fair, about half the roster is injured. Granted they were able to overcome that very same problem last year, not so much this year 

I watched most of this game and it was pretty exciting but, between all the scoring and penalties this game just seem to drag on. Maybe it’s just me.

two Giancarlo Stantons, each with another Giancarlo Stanton stuck on top, with Giancarlo Stantons attached to each of those four Giancarlo Stantons’ arms and legs.

I remember getting a kick out of the buy one Kia get one free radio ads I used to hear all the time.

You spin me right round, baby right round like trailer baby right round round round.

And yet they still play games in Pittsburgh, Chicago, and Oakland.

I don't think there's anything more apropos than a UNICEF ad in the middle of this Jets blog.

Cliff's notes; coin is OP

Now if only BMW would ///M my Subaru legacy.

I mean, chess is fine and all but it's no World Series of Darts

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

3spooky5me

So in short, everything is wrong with your Jeep. As with most of your Jeeps by my understanding.

This is a troll, right? No one actually believes this?