TRADES!

Ha!

And the browns will still finish the season with more wins than the Cavs

These Due firings of Hue and Lue are really making me want to watch DuckTales.

I’m going to have to go with the John Madden school of thought here and say that if OKC can’t score more points than their opponents, they’re going to have a hard time winning.

Thanks for making everyone in the office stare at me for busting out laughing

I mean, that’s fine and all but it’s no boosted Civic, amirite?

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Neither received the packages or were “at risk of receiving them,”

Poop

Paul and I are solving mysteries in the fantastic new game The Return of the Obra Dinn right now on Twitch. It’s by Lucas Pope, who also made Papers, Please. Join us in chat to sleuth out what happened to this ill-fated ship.

Neutral

I regret not going, especially because I live across the Delaware River in Jersey, and now I’m a sad panda.

Welcome to the NFL

See, I was thinking Randall Cunningham

I wonder if there’s a perfectly serviceable African-American quarterback out there who isn’t playing for any team right now. Warren Moon, where are you?

I see Derek Carr has taken a few pages from the Eli Manning playbook of checkdowns.

Having worked at a dealership and appraising trade-ins I can say I’ve seen some gross shit. One that sticks out though was a minivan with curdled milk and Cheerios under every seat. It was the foulest thing I've ever smelled.

I may be showing my age (30s) but is it possible to have a midsize luxury sedan that focuses on a soft, smooth luxorious ride?

Like watching someone trying to pull up to a gas pump. Gotta cheer when they get it.