Sweet article. Also it’s pronounced JIF.

I disagree on green, especially dark green for trucks.

This is a gross exaggeration. First, they’re perfectly healthy when they get to the arena. They are stabbed once they get in the arena in preparation for facing the matador, however, which is the final stage of the fight. They get stuck with barbed sticks and have their shoulder/neck muscles pierced to weaken them and…

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Some are saying RealBaddFauxNews is reporting that the Mayor and a federal Elf(kin) are considering a proposal put forth by a mega-corporation, Omni Consumer Products (Company).

Hmm but does it have jump jets:

girl u spicy. drink some milk

Bears do not beat....

Fact. Bears eat beets.

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

Every time I watch this, I think “Well, clearly he meant to hit Harper, no one could miss a throw that badly” and then I see Harper throwing his helmet and I think “Hmmmm..”

I think what’s really going on. Maybe his kids are otaku and he comes home to this every night.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

I feel physically ill

Yes, this was a fun phone call to get from Andrew Collins, thanks for asking

Battlefield One wasn’t supposed to be going for historical accuracy in the first place, right?

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

I was all ready to try this but it really cuts into my drinking time.