I feel like Canyonero should be replacement for Suburban or Expedition Max.

I’ll get it out of the way, Jeepy McJeepface.

So I was up most of the night after the “debate” and started thinking of names for the fly:

I didn’t catch it until I read your quote, and this might be giving him too much credit, but did he try to sneak something in by saying “unsolicited ballot”? As far as I know most places say you have to request, either on your own (like in KY) or by mailing in an application that was sent to you, to get a ballot in…

As someone whose ancestors are actually from this continent I say if they don’t like it they can go back where they came from.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

I think. If I’m being honest, I don’t know what frankincense or myrrh is

I’m 43 and I remember when this video came out. You instantly know it’s Pac. I always thought it was just trying to be mysterious. Like a hidden cameo or something. But when you see an AK-47 and Thug Life tattooed on somebody’s torso there’s no mistaking who it is.

Hmm - how so? As a both a liberal and a Marine Vet, I definitely don’t think the Military is that ingrained into US Society/Culture - at least towards the fascist end that you mention. Sure, we support our volunteer troops (well, kinda, unfortunately) and Conservatives have a lot of vocal (but ultimately fake)…

Uh, it isn’t?

While I agree that pressing the point gets shit done, it’s nobody’s business whom you decide to forgive. That’s her personal choice, not yours or mine.

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but if any other grown-ass unmarried man “adopted” a strapping, young teen boy and kept him fairly secret for years (after “dating” his older sister and then dropping her when maybe she was no longer necessary. Where is she in all of this now, anyway?) and then outed himself for…

This is a satire issue (and the limits thereto), not a straight-up blackface issue. The fact that this author fails to account for this is totally emblematic of the decline in the quality of the writing on this site.

Remember when The AV Club would report the news, rather than tell you the specific, exact response you should have to it?

The master/slave terminology has always been unfortunate. Even back with IDE drives it was a weird thing to say out loud.

Well, fortunately some people have the basic intelligence to avoid painting an entire group with a single brush based on the actions of a few. Hopefully as you advance through grade school you’ll develop that along the way, too.

Let me guess, just like with the NFL Jay-Z is ready to swoop in and put a black face on it so people can go back to the status quo? Sellout bitchass. Fuck Jay-Z.

Yeah, I’m voting for this guy but, Sweet Mother of Fuck, how did this turn out to be the best we can do?

I know I speak for the entire AV Club when I say we are all SO sorry that you had to find out this way, seeing how close you were. Condolences.

It Takes A Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back is the greatest album in Hip Hop history. Period. There is not one bad track. Not One. This is not open for debate. As for Charles he is a national treasure. Protect him at all costs.