Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

“This is fine.”

Mr. Williams was also let go from a school last year for similar conduct. He also claims to be an Olympic athlete.

The Lob.... and the Jam!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Someone with an IP background is better-positioned to address this than me, but I think something like 85% of Deadspin readers are attorneys, so let’s just give it a few minutes: doesn’t a trademark owner run the risk of losing rights to its mark if it fails to diligently prosecute infringement? In other words, is…

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I wouldn’t call it a “disaster.”

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Well, based on hiring Chris Pronger, that master plan is “throw a whole bunch of elbows and maybe step on a guy with your skate.”

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

It’s a real shame he couldn’t get a ring.

They also berated Mike Milbury. They may be young, but they’ve learned quickly.

Not to mention for them KEEPING the team as well. If Bettman doesnt step in and block Jim Balsillie from buying them, that team is playing in Hamilton right now.

Yeah, I dug them lustily booing the one man most responsible for Nashville having a team. I mean that sincerely—they did good.

Just ask this Phillies fan, or a Cubs fan, or an anything-from-Cleveland fan: When that lone championship does manage to come along after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it feels so much better. At the very least, it sustains you for the next decade or two of absolute sucking you know you’re in for.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

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