In a row?

You mean when referring to battles during the War of Northern Aggression the combatants named the battles differently?

Also, the lemon tree was haunted.

Living in Arizona and believing much of these rivalries are bullshit, especially ones that nobody outside of the two campuses cares about, I always like to remind people that the big prize in the ASU/U of A game, the Territorial Cup, was used a couple times, lost for 80 years, found in a church basement, still not…

A forced, civil war themed rivalry? The rivalries that are born and evolve naturally from years of slights, hatred, and disappointment are what make college football great. This is just some marketing ploy. Its a real Shiloh for the sport.

Nothing like a great D

In fairness, they can’t suspend him for too long without knowing whether or not she was asking for it. I mean, you gotta hear both sides.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

I MEAN, I WAS GOING TO SEE IT OPENING NIGHT ANYWAY, BUT JESUS, DISNEY, WAY TO MAKE ME TRY AND GET IN LINE A LITTLE BIT EARLIER.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Counterpoint: Hot sauce is great. People who don’t like it should go back to Canada. We’ll build a wall of pepper plants, and make boring people pay for it.

Appreciate the fast food business analysis, but I’m fine if you just went with “this asshole”.

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

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If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.