In fairness, they can’t suspend him for too long without knowing whether or not she was asking for it. I mean, you gotta hear both sides.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Counterpoint: Hot sauce is great. People who don’t like it should go back to Canada. We’ll build a wall of pepper plants, and make boring people pay for it.

Appreciate the fast food business analysis, but I’m fine if you just went with “this asshole”.

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

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“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.

Yes. Because we all know that if there is one way you would prefer to watch football, it would be in GIF form

My god the internet is a wonderful place to start a pathway to hell. +1

I’m so upset with myself for giggling at that comment.

I fucking spit my drink onto my poor dog. COTFuckingD

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Goodell will fine the FUCK out of any team that even thinks of doing this.

Yeah but Goodell won’t like any attention being brought to the whole neck/head injury thing so...,

“Have you guys not heard?”