“Selling” seems like a reasonable place to draw the line to me. I don’t think anyone wants to prohibit Grandma from making Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and neighbors, even if it were constitituational to do so. Church and school functions are a bit different, but those at least are occasional things that set…

But people take food to potlucks all the time. Business, church, school, whatever, they prepare the food at home and put it on a table at room temperature for a few hours, and if anybody drops dead that’s their own problem. Seems like the difference here is selling the food, not just “sharing” the food.

i am pointing out her resemblance to a celebrity...anything else you think is happening may have come with you, deb.

Masturbate.

this makes me think of the way my 60-year-old dad continually hits on the Denny’s wait staff, and leaves with 100% certainty that she was totally into him because she refilled his coffee

Yeah – I’m thinking that the bigger story might be why and for how long the Enquirer sat on the story …

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

This reminds of the time that my ex once asked me to orally pleasure him with a Listerine strip on my tongue. He cried.

Hold it... he’s 73, and just appointed to a second 12-year term!?!?!

I did something similar. In fifth grade, all the boys were talking about jerkin’ it with Jergens and/or Vaseline. I had only a vague idea what jerking it was, let alone why either of those two things would help.

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Dick E-Coli is the name of my new band

I have a sex manual which suggests filling a pint glass with minced beef (hamburger) and fucking it. Buzzfeed aren’t even trying.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

Except not a single use of “dong;” you can tell this writer owns a thesaurus.

With a brand new bar of soap, the logo wears away after lathering a washcloth once or twice. You’re gonna get like 30 seconds of action before it turns into a ring toss.

I fuck my bars of soap bareback. #yolo

Lol! One time as a teenager I decided to try to use Selsun Blue as a solo job lube because it made my head feel all tingly. The result was unsettling...

So I went to an all male boarding high school, which is basically like an incubator for exciting masturbation hacks. I never tried it, but one that everyone was talking about for a while was to half fill a latex glove with lotion, warm it on top of a lamp, and then make sweet love to it. Sounds better than the soap…

I may need a bigger bar....