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Omg yes! I think I played #1 Crush and Kissing You about a million times.

Me Before R+J

Say what you will about the movie, but that soundtrack is KILLER.

Here you go!

Stuff of nightmares.

I live in a safe Clinton state and I will vote however I want.

So that makes Fred Rodgers bad ass too. Thieves took his car and then returned with a note reading “if we had known it was yours, we would have never taken it.”

“Almost definitely going” means “definitely not going.” Same with “I’ll try to be there,” “if I get out of work in time,” etc.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Kerber may be the fastest female Tennis player alive. She was chasing down shots that were clear winners against most players. If not for Serenas serve being at peak lethality, this may have gone the other way.

The headline said “crush”. I disagree. Kerber played very well and so did Serena. One break per set isn’t being crushed, and Kerber was even competitive in those games.