I wish they hadn't cut away from the Fitz Simmons reunion, even if more Bobbi is definitely not going to be a bad thing. The scenes with Fitz dealing with seeing Ward for the first time were some of the best of the season so far; Fitz and (real!) Simmons back together should've been given more than a few words.

I find the Paul Ryan ones even more annoying because one, I don't even live in his damn district and two, I don't know who's even running against him. Walker at least has competition and reason to run ads. Ryan's a shoe in who's just reminding everyone of his face for next time a national election comes up.

I don't know what it is about Wisconsin Republicans that make them so inherently punchable, but between ads for Scott Walker and ads for Paul Ryan I cannot wait for this election to be over.

I can't help it. I still see that name and say "Chuh-vur-chez" in my head.

Lorde is less than a year older than South Park. Think about that for a minute.

I don't see where that's an issue, though marrying the second woman you knocked up out of wedlock instead of the first is … questionable. Maybe Lauren's mother didn't tell Peter about the pregnancy.

I'm pretty sure that'll just make her a badass, until her nagging shrew wife takes away all her guns.

Why wouldn't he deserve empathy?

The idea that Lauren might be Peter's daughter definitely crossed my mind when he shut the door and kept laughing with her mother while Eli silently fumed outside. I hope it isn't the case, but if they do go that route, I'll give the Kings the benefit of the doubt on the storyline.

I think Alicia was at least partially upset that her son didn't trust her enough to come to her about the pregnancy and abortion in the first place. For someone who values loyalty and trust so strongly, not having that trust reciprocated by her own child is probably a very deep insult to her. There's surely more to…

Maybe he'll start gunning for Wes next week, now that Wes won the statue for stupid reasons.

I don't disagree with any of that.

"Nick, a successful men’s magazine writer living in New York, grows apart from his socialite wife, Amy, following his layoff and their move to Missouri after the sudden passing of his mother."

I can see that. There are always going to be people who think Walter White was a hero to be emulated, that worship Fight Club for its perceived masculine macho violence, that think Amazing Amy is a perfect example of their deep fears of what women really want to do to their husbands. That doesn't have to stop the rest…

"intimidates her husband…into making her pregnant" She went to the fertility clinic for that.

Jesus Christ, DallasDude71, they're Vikings!

Right? I thought I was imagining that.

My father, who is thankfully still alive, told me a few years ago to remember that he wants that song to play at his funeral, and now I can't listen to it anymore without getting weepy over inevitabilities.

Never cried at the start of a movie? I take it you've never seen Up.

I cried last time I watched Apollo 13, for Pete's sake. The moment their voices come back over the radio and the NASA room erupts with joy … I don't know, scenes of immense relief really get to me.