Headphone jacks that replaced ashtrays, I think.

Hank doesn't know most of that stuff, though.  It ultimately doesn't matter if the fake confession would really work; it matters if Hank thinks the fake confession will really work.

There are also rumors that the spin-off's going to be a prequel, so don't be too sure about Saul's safety.

I was sure he was going to reveal he was dying of cancer or something, and that the group therapy was some kind of support group.  So the suicide attempt reveal threw me a little, but probably not as much as it could have.  I think it works better than what I'd been expecting, really.

Stiles seemed pretty willing to take Danny up on the offer.  It's Danny who backed out on it.

Um, Grandpa Argent.

Ethan came to get Lydia so she could help stop Aiden from killing Derek, so that's … something, at least.  Aiden's redemption story is going to take a lot more doing.

Just like the #predatornotakiller gave away the line a good fifteen seconds before he said it.  Get your shit together, MTV.

I probably would've been okay with Cora's blank slate introduction if it had happened late in the season; I'm definitely intrigued by Scott's father.  But they've had an entire (half) season to fill in the most basic elements or at least allude to them.  "I can't tell you where I've been" is frustrating, but much much…

Next best WTF moment: Your dad's in town.

Best episode: I think 'Motel California' though the Derek/Jennifer stuff was dumb.  Getting a little context later helped, but I will forever be annoyed at the editing of Scott and Stiles's big dramatic moment at the end intercut with Derek and Jennifer making out.
Worst episode: "Visionary"
Best new character:…

It reminded me of Harry Potter.

I think Jennifer must have been responsible (she appeared in the fire at the end) but I'm not entirely clear on her motivation.  Maybe she was just targeting the twins, or at least one of them, and if the other werewolves bit it along the way then oh well, collateral damage?

I won't lie, I thought they killed the twins for a minute.  Then I thought maybe they'd killed one of them, taking the blow and sacrificing himself for his brother or something, and let the other one live.  It could've been an interesting twist, but it turns out I'm alright with them staying alive.  I don't think I'd…

This really bums me out.  I hope his family and friends are doing alright.  Or as well as can be, I guess.

Plus Destiny's Child is a group of people, while Britney and Eartha are just one person each!

The ones who usually wind up the most fucked up are the ones with the worst, fame-whoreiest parents.  The ones with decent parents frequently turn out alright.

"Are you trying to be the creepiest guy in the world?"

C'mon, Reed pretty much rocked it at the hospital after Allison's mom died.  It's not her fault the writing made her so bland the first season or two.

I can go with Special Agent Pere McCall, FBI.  I have no idea what makes someone a 'special' agent but I also do not care!