My public school had a Fellowship of Christian Athletes, which I guess is technically less recruit-y but still felt strange to me.

TUSKS WITHOUT FRONTIERS

Right.  So we all get old and then we cannae hack it anymore? Is that it?

Eventually they came for The Killing, and I did not speak, because fuck you, The Killing.

Pushing Daisies had suspects whose alibis were that they were at a key party.  Does that count?

It'll be great if your grandchildren and your children are cousins!

Hey, daughter, go marry your future daughter-in-law's older gay brother.  That should take care of all of our family tree issues!

Do you set up a lot of dead man switches for your blackmail material, then?  I can't imagine it's a hobby most people partake in, though if they wanted to look into it they could probably figure out how to do it, sure.  Still, I don't think it's something a lot of people just know without reason.

I would much rather have the stylized, fictionalized violence and killing of Hannibal (in all its disturbing glory) than real-life serial killer stories, or that RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES bullshit.

"He felt powerful."

My first thought was that he was smelling out (for lack of a better term) to see if Will had a brain tumor, like the Angelmaker.  After all, his next question was about his frequently growing headaches …

I actually almost wonder if they were tempted to pull the child murder episode before the Boston bombing even happened—it wasn't sent out with the screeners, after all.  I imagine the conversation about whether or not to air started immediately after Sandy Hook, and Boston just clinched a decision they were already…

I was wondering if A Monologue for Three would come up.

Nathan Detroit doesn't have to sing nearly as much as you'd expect the lead of a musical to do, if I remember correctly.  I'm pretty sure they even added an extra song for Frank Sinatra the last time it was made into a movie.

ONLY COMEDY, PLEASE.

I don't think her original plan was nearly as convoluted as the film ended up being.  Simon stole the painting out from under the rest of the group with the express plan to bring it right to her, but his head injury and getting hit by that car foiled it.  She probably gave the painting up as lost until he showed up at…

Apparently the cryptogram at the end was "Happy now, Ariel?"

It's his serial clone number.

His eyes look unnaturally large in that photo.

Well, they did rather specifically place this episode in "2013!"