Have a recommendation?

A whole bunch of HIV related stuff, something called "outercourse", crack baby (and crackhead!)… umm, I'm sure there's something good, ah, here we are, craft beer and sous vide. People like those things.

Nothing about this is funny anymore, I'm just fucking disgusted. Neo
Nazi rally- that's the biggest "Well, obviously the Nazis were wrong"
softball moment ever, and… I mean, Ted fucking Cruz had an acceptable response. For fucks sake.

Hearing her deconstructed version of Die Young was pretty eye opening for me.

Ah dammit, it got all over me.

I thought she seemed like an image make over waiting to happen. She's a talented song writer and vocalist (although her pop songs are always auto-tuned out of a pitch she can comfortably sing live) that seemed uncomfortable in her "sexy trash glitter whore" persona.

But then I wouldn't have briefly believed that the financial editor of Brietbart is a woman named John who is incapable of forcing a smile.

Miller Lite is what you drink after too many beers and are starting to feel a bit dehydrated.

Fair. Substitute "Will this provide the least mockery?"

Touché, Alien Jesus, touché.

….what about a glass of milk?

Alien Jesus only saves Alien nerds. At least I think that was the conclusion of "So uncontacted peoples have been going to hell throughout their existence solely because they haven't had the 'benefit' of missionaries to tell them only Jesus saves? And what about if there's aliens?" discussion in Catholic school (I may…

The whole story reads like "Your worst nightmare about the adaptation of your beloved book series is coming true…but here's some slight glimmer of hope to ensure maximum continual disappointment."

Oh my, that is quite the image. Although, that problem can be remedied with some sort of undershirt (I'm thinking a textured cotton, slightly slack number) or buying a big enough polo that doesn't easily become untucked. I just can't get past the shirt tucked into a just below the chest waistline. It's just so…

When we sing that song about how much your team sucks, we mean it in the nicest way possible.

Well that image is providing some conflicting emotional and physical responses.

Seriously, I already drank all my Molotov cocktail supplies.

If nothing else, this administration has to be shaking certain conspiracy theorists to the core, right? Like, you think that guy was briefed on the Illuminati and aliens and managed to keep it to himself for even a minute?

It's WI, we don't even know anymore. It's been a horrifying year politically speaking.

On the one hand, fuck Chris Christie. On the other hand, fuck Cubs Fans. On the other other hand, I'm going to have a beer.