I understood what you meant. They don’t even have good apologists around here anymore.

That situation is exactly the same! Here’s your totally not false equivalency trophy.

Umm, what does your psychopharmacologist have to say about all this?

Stay away from my stars, you monster! I need them to measure my self-worth.

In other news, Margot Robbie is looking for an expert in cinematic universe contracts, preferably one who specializes in “loopholes”, “getting out of”, or “co-star restraining orders.” Jared Leto was last seen smearing his own feces on a box of dead roses while making an incredibly annoying attempt at a cackle.

I relate to that sentiment... do... do I give you a.... “star”?

I take umbrage at that remark.

There's going to be another one in 2024, a scant 7 years, assuming we're still alive of course.

They steal words and arguments from liberals because they can't come up with their own. Or because the projection runs deep. Maybe it's two things. Anyway, it's really bizarre to seem railing against ethnocentrism and fascism, even though it's clearly what they want, presumably because they have no idea what those…

I have a burner account that I use when I need to drunkenly throw barbs at alt-righters and I've run into that phenomena on every noteworthy article.

Breitbarters comment weird. It seems whoever comments first gets all the upvotes and then every other comment is a reply, no matter how unrelated. If you collapse the first conversation you can just hit load more comments for ages and never seem to find a second thread.

Why didn't they just vote for Bannon in the first place? Oh god…I just had a terrifying vision of 2020. C'mon cirrhosis, do your thing.

I've managed to convince one friend to give it a shot and he loves it (of course). And yes David Anders is amazing.

Unless you're literally for more bronze in public spaces or some sort of fanatical metallurgist, I don't understand the point of a statue other than what it stands for.

Have you tried describing iZombie in a way that makes it seem like anyone should watch it and you're not dumb for liking it? "Well technically the main character is a zombie, but she's still, like, a human…sort of. She eats brains, but she absorbs the memory and personality of the brains she eats. Which she uses to…

Sure thing! You're defending statues that represent an ideology that literally separated people into black and white by arguing we can't sort things into black and white. The context, or the thing that is being discussed aka your argument of "we should not view things in black and white?" is being used to defend…

Having Tina Fey eating mouthfuls of sheet cake during her entire bit and still have better comic timing, enunciation, and political bite than the current Update hosts shows either how talented she is or how sub par Jost and Che are. (I refuse to adhere to the two things theory.)

The lesson of not seeing the world in terms of black and white is collapsing under the load of contextual irony.

Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want. Sorry, my dear!
But where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

Thank you sir, $40/yr to stay off some government list seems like a steal all of a sudden.