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Eh, I'll admit to enjoying Cabin Fever. Zombie's House of a 1000 Corpses and Halloween movies had some really well done scenes (one of the murder scenes in Halloween 2 still sticks with me with how intense and brutal it was), and I'd argue Devil's Rejects was a good movie. Zombie has a unique artistry in the way he…

"While I maintain the allegations are completely false, we can not recover our working relationship and I will therefore move on to other projects. What I will absolutely not do is continue to destroy my public and professional reputation by dragging in more beloved pop stars." I just saved you millions in legal fees…

Then let's just pretend I was repeating it lest we forget, and marvel at my dedication to investigative journalism (I'm not really into twink porn)(I didn't find any evidence of autofellation).

Damn, I missed it. In my defense, it's goddamn near impossible to keep up with every piece of unbelievable nonsense that passes as political discourse these days.

Let's show this man the same level of decorum and unwillingness to dip into salaciousness he's shown so far: He follows a gay porn star on Twitter http://worldofwonder.net/br…

Lol, like there's an amount of cocaine that could be qualified as "enough".

I get your point, but I doubt keeping a rage prone (probable) coke addict having an extremely public implosion around is better than a divorce for a child.

She also donated to Scott Walker… mixed bag with where that one draws her lines on "tolerable evil" is what I'm saying. Still, you have to admire the rats that know when to jump a sinking ship.

I almost wrote it as grains (non-fermented), but I knew I wasn't going to fool anyone.

Well yeah, but you can't have pretzel dip as a meal, that's the appetizer. You need a balanced diet consisting of melted, cold, alcohol, and grains.

Now WI just needs to get rid of Walker (possible), Clarke (highly probable), and Ryan (looking better every day) and hopefully we can get some shred of dignity back. Now, back to my dinner of beer and cheese cubes.

My dirty secret is broccoli on pizza. People look at me like I'm a monster if I say it aloud though, so if I have to wistfully reminisce about an impossible to find pizza I always go with "Gyro meat, feta crumbles, kalamata olives, and onions with tzatziki for the sauce".

Because it's disgusting.

That made the response of "I can't believe Democrats don't want to engage with us on this" and then goes on with a bitterly sarcastic "I guess the time is now to hear what they (dems) have to say," even more galling. As if the first part was by choice and the second part isn't how politics are supposed to fucking work.

If you want to know what prison food tastes like, it's pretty close to that but with gravy and salt.

You're not supposed to finish the meals, there's a warning printed right on the menu!

I don't know, I can make a comment without paying for terrible service, worse food, and getting explosive diarrhea.

I like ***damn! The implication being that god is offensive.

The last time I was at a mall, half the parking lot was closed off to have more businesses built on it. The other half was closed off so they could build a parking structure. This was a few weeks before Black Friday. I don't think they know what they're doing.