How I imagine what the White House is like: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Same thing as always: "E-mails!" "Obama had ten times as many hookers piss in an American hotel because he Muslim!" "Why can't you admit Trump won?!"

And he insulted the almighty Bannon, which of course means Breitbart is going to lose its shit and begin crafting the narrative that will mean an end to Scaramucci's run sooner rather than later.

I don't think Republicans have the firmest of grasps on things like "concept of own mortality" or "the right/noble/humane thing to do".

It's just too hard to keep up with these multiple plot heavy storylines. They really need to do a bottle episode for a month so they can work on deepening these shallow unbelievable characters.

Well, I guess Calvinist children need movies too.

Some of those letters look suspiciously close to Trump's handwriting. I…I think it wrote it himself you guys.

He wrote the date perfectly though. Actually, compared to the rest of his letter, a little too perfect.

It doesn't even make sense in this context, emojis are supposed to be static, that's their point. Does it end with the kid being unable to predict what his emojis will come out as? Is the credits stinger him throwing the phone in the trash and getting a new, non broken one?

I know they're bad for flying, but they're excellent for making dramatic exits.

Best military outfit ever.

I would recommend actually meeting and talking to a trans person.

So what is the point of your comments exactly? I mean, we're not going to get more mad, you're not going to make us sad, you're not going to change any minds. If anything seeing you desperately flail around while your leader shits the bed makes us feel a little better.

Only if I can wear a cape, I really think they're due for a comeback!

3/5 of national unity.

So…hear me out now… purple. It's royalty, it's noble, it's queer, red white and blue mixed together make lavender. It will go great with our molotov gin cocktails.

Toilets remove waste and prevent the spreading of disgusting diseases. Trump is a medieval gutter.

When I see transgendered people struggling with such things as "What dating app can I use without being shit on", "What hair style can I have without being shit on", "How can I wake up and go outside without being shit on", having to fight the goddamn president with "Can I lay my life on the line to defend a country I…

I have been getting through this by repeating "It's the last, desperate stand of a dying breed of assholes that is temporarily having a moment mainly due to general apathy." Mind you, this is to curb my rage, not placate it, but…ugh….just…ugh.

What's a good thing the Confederacy represented? I'm honestly curious.