I always read that name as Prince Rebus and think it sounds like an obscure Sesame Street muppet that is obsessed with picture riddles.

I will say I always thought the ethos of South Park was that we all get our heads stuck up our own asses and if we realize that it can help us not be dicks to each other (I don't think you were ever supposed to sympathize with Cartman, he was just pure unfettered id that your lizard brain can laugh at. Of course they…

I don't want to claim to have the same depth of knowledge as your average Looper video, but sure, sounds about right.

There are times when an actor's beliefs change your opinion about them and you start going the "misguided" or "noble intentions" rationalization route. And then there are times, like when Josh Radnor said that he was against porn, and you're just like "of course he is".

The twist is that you'd think an alien invasion wouldn't have the same weakness as, say, a sugar cube. It was quite surprising.

The twist: The show is just replays of whatever was on Fox News the previous day.

You may be kidding, but if America hadn't gotten closure with Ross and Rachel things would be a lot worse than they are now.

Maybe just once we could make a speculative fiction where after the Civil War we quickly and fully incorporated black people into society. Then explore what modern day problems/struggles would look like in a truly "post racial" society. I think the problem people are pointing out is that slavery ending after the Civil…

Red Dwarf for the win!

I'm from WI, home of the nicest most welcoming people with a history of poorly hidden insanity.

If late night commercials are any indication, plenty of middle-aged men wish they had the ability to manipulate hair.

As someone who has chugged a pint glass of whiskey, I concur. You can tell because she doesn't follow it with a very long floor nap, drifting in and out of being alive.

As a teenager who spent hours trying to find the right mix of food colorings to simulate whiskey, I'm now really pissed my parents didn't drink iced tea.

Surprisingly, the earth is actually shaped like a chain of barrel o' monkeys.

Oh, so that's what that was.

Sometimes it makes me sad because the flat earthers I've met in real life seem to be deeply insecure people that lack book smarts. Then they use that belief to be smug and condescending, clearly trying to make me feel like the idiot, and I have to distance myself from the asshole…or loudly shout in a crowded room "oh…

Despite the many many ways to debunk flat earth, the one I always get hung up on that no one seems to address (on the flat earth side) is drawing the map. Like, if the earth was flat we wouldn't need to use projection or have any distortion on a world map. Drawing the map should be super easy and then you could use…

We used to send them all to Florida, but then after 2000 we realized we had to spread them out into states with less electoral votes. It's…not a perfect system.

But usually they join in or at least acknowledge the singer. It's like everyone simultaneously thought "meh, it's just the coda, ignore it."

Didn't you know there are people who are more familiar with "Cool Rider" than "Summer Nights"? I don't know who they are, but I'm sure both of them are decent people.