My hangover go to used to be a bastardized version of chilaquiles.
I would fry up a bunch of bacon, use the leftover bacon grease to fry corn tortillas until they were crisp. Dump some eggs and the bacon on top of the greasy "chips" and cook it all together. Melt some cheese on top and eat it while trying to push back…

Yep. It's an interesting neighborhood.

Oh it's not so bad, just don't be black or mentally ill. Although if you're black and mentally ill, we'll make you sheriff.

I don't mind a chocolaty stout, but give me a gose and I'll punch you in the face.

As a Milwaukee-an I took umbrage to most of this article. High Life and PBR are kings here (regional pride probably has a lot to do with that).

I thought The Voices was alright, but totally agree that the tonal whiplash was jarring to say the least. Also that ending.

No lie, one of my cousins changed his facebook profile picture to a cartoon Bernie Sanders with a look of evil vindication on his face with something to the effect of "Told Ya So" written on it. I unfriended that cousin today.

Birthday buddy! Do you also hear lots of stories about JFK from older cashiers that ID you?

Or he destroys the entire planet with his hubris. Or destroys most of humanity and then humanity evolves/devolves into sea lions.

I think the category was the main clue that tipped me off to the Great Barrier Reef. It was odd wording, but it is technically a structure. Now that I'm done feeling smart, I don't think I could name many other Natural Wonders, even the big 7.

The Masturbating Bear always holds a special place in my heart.

I'm buying a pitchfork today. Shit's gonna get real.

Emergency tequila is in full effect, I can't believe I'm still typing.

I can't believe we just pulled a Brexit.

I don't want to play anymore. Can we fix this through science or magic?

Don't look at the NYT live tracker, it's brutal.

I've had it for years, this is the darkest of times.

The needle is rocking back and forth, presumably to comfort itself, like I am.

At this rate I'll blow through my entire whiskey bottle and be heading to my emergency tequila bottle before the night is over.

It's definitely starting to look like I didn't buy enough whiskey,