Ew, gross, no.

Huddled in the corner of my bedroom with the lights turned off cradling a bottle of whiskey and periodically checking my phone. However, that's how I spend most Tuesday nights.

Well I found the post, but I don't think you're going to like it. Turns out it's the epitome of privilege because it's damaging the oceans. I also guess it didn't explicitly say white privilege, but it is sandwiched between a post decrying police officers' racially biased brutality and a post supporting Kaepernick's…

He's actually pretty nice in person. Or maybe he's just quiet in person. Now that I think about it, he doesn't talk much when I see him.

I'll try to find it, but he posts so much, and though I've already been drinking, I don't know if I'm drunk enough to scroll through a few months worth of his nonsense.

Yeah, welcome to the club pal.

I used to like pulling that video up on my phone when I was training a new server. We'd laugh for a bit and then I'd just stare into their soul with my lifeless eyes.

Oh yeah, he looks like a hippie lumberjack.

One of my facebook friends went a long rant about how not voting at all is better than voting for anyone. This same guy went on a rant a couple months ago about how using straws is the height of white privilege.

I had the joy of early voting weeks ago. It was just me a lady with a stroller, it was glorious. Of course I had a dentist appointment beforehand, and that dentist's chair triggers my cleithrophobia, so I was still a little drunk.

Will a 1.75L bottle of cheap whiskey be enough? I'm worried it's not enough.

Yay, another gay deadite!
I also noticed Vincent Rodriguez III on the list, which is great because when I see him I feel warm inside like glitter is exploding inside me.

Interesting. I've also been considering the likelihood of banging my head against the wall all day if I stay sober.

What cover photo should we use for the Janet Reno obit?
Oh, I don't know, Will Ferrel in a dress? Everyone likes Will Ferrel in a dress.
Alright, should we put a photo of the real Janet Reno somewhere else in the obit?
….Nah.

Hey, Winter Lives matters!

I suffered a concussion on Friday and might not be able to drink by tomorrow. Very harrowing times.

Good for AZ, Arpaio is ridiculous. I'm hoping David Clarke's grandstanding for Trump is what finally brings him down, but we have to wait another two years to find out.

Some of the ads for WI senator include footage of nuclear warheads going off…I'm not sure why because I was muting the commercials (sanity reasons), but damn, things seem grim for broadcast tv viewers right now.

Using just a few bars to underscore/juxtapose a scene with all the big emotions from a previous song is a pretty clever way to add some more pathos. (PS, I totally made it a habit to start singing "Stupid Bitch" when I'm feeling insecure over a decision.)

I thought it was a terrible idea, lots of rational people thought it was a terrible idea, it made zero sense at the time. Plenty of people said that the quagmire it ended up being was going to happen.