I'm afraid to try this because it sounds over the top smoky and super sweet. The spiciness from the Serrano might save it, or highlight the smokiness even more. I'm intrigued enough to try it, unfortunately I have no idea how to go about procuring blood orange yuzu sour.

Everyone seemed super tired and unrehearsed on SNL tonight, which didn't help land the limp material (although Emily Blunt being literally incapable of saying "oopsie doopsie, I muffed it up again!" made me love her a little more.) That weird Burger King commercialsketch that had some 20 weird/wacky characters and…

I binged on Season 2 of iZombie on Netflix. It was a little too much awesome to take in in such a short time period, and I was left feeling exhausted, like I had been hit by a truck full of fantastic. The show is a great at showing the viewer every card in it's hand, only to consistently play them in a way that is…

Yeah, I'm not saying Damon's face can't have a very prominent position (I'm not jumping on board the white washing claims, at all). But come on, this movie has monsters and shit. Sell me a monster movie from a visually stunning director, not Matt freakin' Damon. (I may just not like Matt Damon).

The real complaint seems to be that they're selling the movie based on close-ups of Matt Damon's face. Which, in all fairness, seems like a silly thing to do when you have an "epic historical fiction action-adventure monster movie" by Zhang Yimou. Case in point, this poster http://tinyurl.com/z5ac4ph

Well, who isn't.

I see why that was a poor choice of word but am having a hard time coming up with a better one. Rampant?

Saying postbellum or Reconstruction Era doesn't evoke the same kind of imagery, or something.

Yeah, I followed that link trail too and was like "Huh, so their only source is literally a memo from a franchisee." I guess silly puff piece click-bait articles don't need rigorous fact checking, but still.

4 out of 5 millennials are LIARS!

Well! Ogdenville got a Starbucks and it put them on the map! My favorite theater has only two screens and has been around since forever (and looks like it). The fact that they'll bring me a bottle of wine to drink for under $30 might have something to do with that soft spot.

Well, playing devil's advocate here apparently, but war against an army of your oppressors is different than killing children. The revolt was problematic, I'm just wondering if it's being treated with an even hand because we seem to be leaving in a world without gray areas. Everyone seems to be assuming I'm some white…

Yep. It was a fun time overall, especially as everyone devolved into a sweaty mess and the fairly tipsy bartenders had to share a single ipad to close out hundreds of tabs. I felt both bad and entertained.

Michael Bay's movies are too unrealistic and stupid to be confused with anything in the real world (not that I'm defending him, he's human garbage), I did say this about Chris Kyle, and if you think movies don't have a powerful impact on culture, well, you're wrong. We are in such a raw state that real life riots are…

I assume weird shit is meant to be taken literally. Leto ate a bunch of curry, gummy bears, food coloring, rubber bands, and bits of different colored plastic.

Is the violence and indiscriminate killing presented as a noble way to fight for your cause? Because I'm not sure if that's what this country needs right now.

I like going to theaters, but not iPic. It's ridiculously over priced and even though they market themselves as a luxury chain, it's far from the nicest theater in town. They have this fun habit of showing their own commercials, which becomes a futile exercise in irony when the commercials show much, much nicer iPics…

I just saw them a couple weeks ago in Milwaukee and there was plenty of joking on the name. I personally pronounce the name like Shaggy from Scooby Doo just saw a ghost. It's g-g-g-g-g-OLD!

I was plagued by a crippling panic disorder a couple years back and one of the thoughts that cropped up during the worst of it was "There is no crime that I would punish with this."

Maybe they think a "mule" cocktail automatically refers to bourbon? They refer to the Kentucky Mule as ubiquitous, even though the original Moscow Mule is far more prevalent, which makes sense since the "mule" was invented by and for a vodka brand. I don't know why this is bothering me so much, I should drink some…