I decided to read one of Raleigh's news websites, read this story http://abc11.com/news/polic…

I do think getting hung up on minor details is part of the message of Dogma, there's no denying Catholics love there rules and pomp. As someone who went through 18 years of Catholic school, I really enjoyed the movie.

I enjoyed Cabin so much I started cheering during the "purge" scene. I was not alone.

The last horror movie I saw in theaters was Annabel, and even though it was an audience that had paid to see a movie about a spooky doll, everyone laughed every time the demon popped up on screen.

Oh my yes, I kept hoping Kate's AHS character (spoilers, I guess) would get brutally murdered anywhere but the ghost house, and then I held out hope that the front porch didn't count, but alas, we were stuck with her even more insufferable ghost.

Yeah, I thought it was more than that too, she said it's her busiest time of "hung over frat boys, fish mongers late for work, and girls leaving john mayer's houseboat", so I thought the joke was this guy was two things (maybe all three?) a hungover fish monger late for work because of John Mayer.

By Rooney Mara you mean Kate Mara right? Although I'm glad I'm not the only one that mixes their names up

They gave "Into the Woods" a sin because of all the singing…I mean.

It had everything I wanted from a movie (when I was a perpetually stoned college student). Funny old ladies, nonsensical plot line, tons of weed references, naked Peter Dante, I still unironically love that movie.

I was just sharing

I would argue that this is the brand RuPaul has specifically built around himself. His specific brand of queerness happens to be embraced by the mainstream currently, and I don't think I can fault him for not exploring every facet of gay life (especially since he does include a lot of history and in doing so defends…

I wanted to learn more about the show, but I googled Gay for Pay on accident. An hour later I still know nothing about the show and now my wrist hurts.

I begged my parents for an allowance so I could learn money management as a child, but they were super stingy and wanted to make my buying choices for me. Eventually they bought me a "game" that was basically just a fake checking account with a checkbook, fake balance sheets, fake credit card, etc. It made me a very…

Well I'm gay so I would have, well, just regular vampires I guess (the dude ones).

Makes sense, luckily we have all this beer lying around to make me feel better.

Seriously, what's our deal?

In other news, Wisconsin elected a highly partisan, poorly qualified judge who wrote hate pieces on gays and women who had abortions (when she was a "young and naive" 22 year old college senior at a prestigious university) to the supreme court. Weeeee!!

And why are the hottest guys all Mormon?

Well, it's better than My Obese Turkish Bath Brawl 2, or whatever.

You know JJ Abrams gets a lot of shit for the lens flare use in Star Trek, and I have to say, after watching it on mute, in a bar, I can safely say it is absolutely 100% well deserved.